Ulysses

OK, kiddies, ready for some free association, random train of thought kinda stuff?  No?  Too bad.
 
I would like - I would like, I would like a trip to Europe - I would like to introduce myself.  But I won't.  Instead, I will hop up and down on one leg.  Of course, it would be difficult for me to just hop up on one leg, wouldn't it?  I mean, on this planet or any other, if you hop up, you will come back down, gravity and all that.
 
Speaking of which, wasn't Stephen Hawking losing his bet about black holes somehow supposed to cause the complete annihilation of all matter and energy in the universe?  I thought it was.  Luckily, or perhaps unluckily, it wasn't.
 
How many contractions have I typed so far?  Why am I asking you?
 
I like ice cream.
 
Isn't there some way to take all the money from people like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett and Teresa Heinz Kerry and just divvy it up amongst all of us lowly peasants?  Oh, wait, now I remember, there is a way.  It's called either communism, or the Democratic Party platform - I always get those confused.
 
Speaking of the Democrats and Kerry....  Nah, let's not speak about them.  I'll fall asleep on my desk.
 
Hold on - gotta read an e-mail.
 
OK - I'm back.
 
Like Donald Fagan said, "It's nasty weather for July."  Where the hell is the summer, dammit?  Not that I can enjoy it anyway (ref. earlier posts re: wife's accident).
 
No more for me thanks, I'm driving.