My first blog! Woo-hoo!

Aloha, all. 
 
Thus starts my first blog post, nearly two weeks after I registered here at Blogger.  Why the delay, pray tell?  Because some chick from Hawaii broadsided my wife's car after going through a red light, that's why.  She's basically OK, thank God, but qualifies under NY law as being "seriously injured" with a broken shoulder blade and some cracked ribs (with a partially collapsed lung, to boot).  So I was out of work almost all last week, this morning, and will be part of Thursday, et cetera and so on.  Oh, and when I'm home, since my wife can't use her left arm, I get to do all of the child rearing duties - you know, changing diapers, feeding and stuff.  In short, I have had zero time for myself, which is actually only a small reduction from the miniscule amount of time I had for myself before the accident, and add in that I have only a crappy NetZero internet connection at home, and that's why my blog has been blogless until now.  OK, so that wasn't short.  Sue me.  Hey, that's what we're doing to the chick from Hawaii!
 
And now, gentle reader, come my hopefully-humorous addenda. 
 
Today's movie quote: "I would like to have seen Montana."